Lipid nanoparticles (LNPs) are becoming widely adopted as vectors for the delivery of therapeutic payloads but generally lack intrinsic tissue-homing properties. These extracellular vesicle (EV) mimetics can be targeted toward the liver, lung, or spleen via charge modification of their lipid headgroups. Homing to other tissues has only been achieved via covalent surface modification strategies using small-molecule ligands, peptides, or monoclonal antibodies─methods that are challenging to couple with large-scale manufacturing. Herein, we design a novel modular artificial membrane-binding protein (AMBP) platform for the modification of LNPs postformation. The system is composed of two protein modules that can be readily coupled using bioorthogonal chemistry to yield the AMBP. The first is a membrane anchor module comprising a supercharged green fluorescent protein (scGFP) electrostatically conjugated to a dynamic polymer surfactant corona. The second is a functional module containing a cardiac tissue fibronectin homing sequence from the bacterial adhesin CshA. We demonstrate that LNPs modified using the AMBP exhibit a 20-fold increase in uptake by fibronectin-rich C2C12 cells under static conditions and a 10-fold increase under physiologically relevant shear stresses, with no loss of cell viability. Moreover, we show targeted localization of the AMBP-modified LNPs in zebrafish hearts, highlighting their therapeutic potential as a vector for the treatment of cardiac disease and, more generally, as a smart vector.